HAIKU REVIEW: COLONIAL WINE BAR

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Want a glass of wine…

And something to nibble on…

Find disappointment.

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You are supposedly a pizza.  But you are undercooked and decided to put a salad on top of yourself.  Not working.

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Chicken tacos.  You are forgettable.  You are already forgotten.

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Garlic shrimp.  You are not good.  Which makes you bad.

Why go?  This is a wine bar.  They put our wine on ice in a bucket.  On the ground.  True story.  Come for unintentional comedy.

Monster rating: 2/5 Monsters

7166 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90046

(323) 657-1827

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