
Tempeh. Tofu. Seitan. The Monster hates them. He doesn’t want fermented soy. He doesn’t need coagulated soy milk. Insoluble gluten does not excite him. The little bits of tofu polluting hot and sour soup always lives a lonely life at the bottom of the bowl when The Monster eats Chinese. Never will The Monster order tofu sushi. That just doesn’t make sense. Let’s not even begin to discuss stinky tofu. Will not consume a tempeh and quinoa bowl. Ever. Seitan or is it satan?
The Monster has been to BCD Tofu House. He got chicken teriyaki. For you 2,857 people who like tempeh on Facebook the question is why? Why have you joined the seitanic cult?
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