Italian tonight.
The Monster picks Locanda.
Proceeds to indulge!
Filed under Locanda (San Francisco), Reviews
The Monster is walking around The Mission when he spots a sign for Colombian and Salvadorean food. He is neither hungry nor looking to stop but it’s gotten freezing cold and passing by a little dive like this is not his style.
There are a few tables and not much atmosphere at El Majahual. But the music is good. None of the customers are speaking English. Good sign. The women cooking looks like a kindly grandmother. Better sign. The menu is diverse and picking out an entree proves difficult. Best sign.
Filed under El Majahual (San Francisco), Reviews
Short story: Sometimes gluttony is a man’s friend. And when the siren of overindulgence whispers in The Monster’s ear he heads to Koi Palace, dim sum par excellence outside San Francisco in Daly City. The first visit the waiter brought over an additional table to hold The Monster’s food and toward the end items ordered were already in to-go containers when delivered to the table.
On this visit the waiter shook his head and said “too much food!” Ordered it all anyway. And then proceeded to eat every single delicious morsel save one ridiculously large bowl of soup which we decided to take to-go. And then forgot when we left. All dim sum lovers have two choices. Go to Hong Kong stat or head to Daly City.
Filed under Koi Palace (San Francisco), Reviews
The Kahiki right outside Bexley, Ohio was the greatest restaurant ever. Truth. See that picture above? That is the Kahiki. Huge flaming tikis and an inside that was Polynesian meets Salvador Dali acid trip. Tons of fish tanks, a rain forest and crazy music added to the effect. Sure the food was garbage but the place was stone cold awesome. So with great anticipation The Monster heads to the Tonga Room in San Francisco. It’s Polynesian heaven in the basement of the Faremont Hotel. Flaming drinks and poo-poo platters here we come.
When you walk through the hotel this feels like the last place this restaurant and bar should be. The Faremont is old-school elegance while a tiki bar and restaurant is new school hipster palace. The line to get in is crazy long, be wise and make a reservation for a table.
Filed under Reviews, The Tonga Room (San Francisco)
The pinnacle of restaurant success is the elusive three star Michelin rating. Begun in 1900, the guides chronicle the best of the best in gustatory delight. The world round there are roughly eighty restaurants with this vaunted accomplishment. The best restaurants in Los Angeles could only muster two stars but as many know the LA Guide was summarily panned. One of the eighty celebrated restaurants is a simple sushi den in the basement of a Tokyo train station. So small in fact much of the preparation is done in the hallway outside the restaurant before anyone arrives. It is Sukiyabashi Jiro and its eighty-five year old Shokunin (traditional sushi master) is Jiro Ono. He is the subject of the beautiful new documentary JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI.
The Monster checked out an advance screening last night and anyone who loves sushi, anyone who spends hour dreaming about food, anyone who has ever strived for perfection in the culinary arts will be sure to find delight in this film. As food porn it is highly successful and afterward The Monster thought about stopping off at Sushi Zo but ended up getting a burrito instead (very LA it seems). As a portrait of a man and his quest for absolute perfection it is fascinating. As an honest look at Jiro it can be called into question. This is a paean to the master, a love letter that never digs deep enough into his oft talked about temper, his tumultuous relationship with his two sons and his brusque service style that leaves many scratching their heads and believing they have been duped. A meal at Sukiyabashi Jiro may be a three star Michelin experience but it also comes at astronomically high prices and may last a mere fifteen minutes. The film comes out March 9th for all lovers of food.
Filed under Jiro Dreams of Sushi Movie Review, Miscellaneous
Arizmendi is the first stop for The Monster on his quick San Francisco sojourn. In this worker owned bakery come for hot baguettes, scones, brioche and delicious looking focaccia amongst other baked goods.
The Monster orders the pizza special with cumin-roasted cauliflower, gruyere, parmesan and parsley. He’s on vacation so health be damned. Stop judging.
Filed under Arizmendi (San Francisco), Reviews
At Caulfield’s at the Thompson Hotel in what was once the ill-fated Bond Street and The Monster hopes this meal ends up striking a more positive note than the last time he was in this space. That evening involved a whole mess of food being sent back because it was all sorts of filthy, an inept valet that brought out the wrong car not once but twice and later a parking ticket that wasn’t Bond Streets fault but The Monster likes to pretend it was.
The space has an art deco/French motif throughout the rooms and patio to compliment a menu that leans on new American classics with a few slight French twists from chef Cody Diegel last of Magnolia.
Filed under Caulfield's, Reviews
Filed under Freddy Smalls, Reviews
On Westwood south of Santa Monica Boulevard is the New Anatolia Café, a no frills Mediterranean restaurant and (soon to be) bakery. With only seven tables the space is dominated by the open grill/cooking station so you have a front row seat to watch your meal being prepared.
There aren’t a surfeit of Turkish restaurants in LA (though there are plenty of Lebanese and Persian) so this family owned spot became a must-try on The Monster’s hit list (which is long and never-ending). Nevermind the place lacks atmosphere…it has easy parking, a relatively cheap menu and is open insanely late to accommodate the nearby college crowd. Apparently the Turkish population has gotten the word because The Monster doesn’t understand half of the clientele in the place which is always a good sign.
Filed under New Anatolia Cafe, Reviews
The Monster wants a snack. He stops at Thyme Café and Market. He has been quite a few times and enjoyed it and finally it strikes him…
…Thyme Cafe serves great food and pastries, delicious desserts and features a nice selection of prepared items but…
Filed under Reviews, Thyme Cafe and Market